"I live for meeting with men in suits. I love them because I know they had a really boring week and I walk in there with my orange velvet leggings and drop popcorn in my cleavage and then fish it out and eat it. I like that. I know I'm entertaining them, and I know that they know." -Madonna
"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn." -Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
"Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them." -Orville Redenbacher
"Rap music.....sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper." - Tom Robbins