BACKUP--what you do when you see a skunk in the woods.
BAR CODE--Them's the fightin' rules at the local tavern.
BUG - Dah reason you give for calling in sick.
BYTE - What your pit bull did to Uncle Jethro.
CACHE - What you need when the food stamps run out.
CHIP - Pasture muffins you try not to step in.
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.
DISKETTE - A female disco dancer.
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.
HACKER - Uncle LeRoy after 32 years of smoking.
INTERNET - What cafeteria workers put over their hair.
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite food.
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.
MODEM - What you did to the grass and weeds when they got too tall.
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
NETWORK - Scoop out the big fish before it breaks the line.
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
ROM - Where the Pope lives.
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink for breakfast.
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Conductor of the Year.
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.
There you have em. Isn't it amazing how everything has a fence, therefore, two sides? We can choose which side of the fence we feel most comfortable with. I'm sorry, gang, but I've gotta say that I'm doin' okay with the Red Necks on this one!
Have a great weekend, y'all....