Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Baby Boomer Alphabet

A - is for arthritis and acid reflux
B - is for back aches and bunions
C - is for cataracts and colonoscopies
D - is for dental work and dementia
E - is for the economy that scares us half to death 
F - is for sore feet and fluid retention
G - is for gastrointestinal glitches we won't mention
H - is for high blood pressure and hip replacement
I - is for itchy skin and immunizations
J - is for painful joints and jigsaw puzzles
K - is for keister woes and knee replacement  
L - is for loss of hearing and loss of hair
M - is for memory and magnifying glasses 
N is for stiff neck and newspapers
O - is for over-the-counter pain relievers and obituaries
P - is for peeing properly and prescription drugs
Q - is for Medicare questions and quiet time
R - is for retirement and remembering 'back when'
S - is for sleep disturbances
T - is for tracking our numbers and taking our pills
U - is for using aids/devices and unwanted hair
V - is for vitamins and vodka  
W - is for weight and walking 
X - is for x-ray and x-lax
Y - is for staying young at heart
Z - is for zero zip

Ahhhhhhh, this is the best yet!