There oughta be a "bad-word beeper" on my blog dashboard, cuz you'd be hearing 'em this morning!
The worst part is that I have to be nice to the guy today because we're heading for his second 90-minute dental appointment. What kind of wife would hold a grudge and be nasty to a husband with a numbed mouth! (hmmmmmm....maybe I'll have to re-think this a little bit.)
Okay, I got that off my chest. Now, let's get down to the real nuts and bolts of my day thus far......and, that is the priceless element to any human relationship......humor. I can snit and snart all I want about getting fooled so early in the day, but I love it and, of course, this puts the ball in my court. Don't think for a hot second that my wheels won't be spinning. I shall bide my time and strike when he least expects it.
Do you want to know what he did to me one Sunday morning after we first got married? I was walking around downstairs in a short red neglige' when he grabbed me, tossed me out on the front porch, and locked the door. He had waited until church was over and a steady stream of cars was driving by our house. There I stood, looking like a matador's cape flopping around out there in broad daylight, while he was in the house laughing his ass off. I ran around to the back door, but the wise bird managed to have that locked, too.
Oh, yes, my friends, he's a little jokester, all right!